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APED: "open source boob project verse"

March 16th, 2009 (10:31 pm)

silk_noir requested a poem about breasts.

...Look, folks, I am just going to apologize for this one in advance. Wonder Woman death glare included.


Puffies, perkies, pointed, rounded,
areolae dark as coal,
or pink, or brown, of varied sizes,
sometimes contrast to the whole,
the dimes, the silver dollars, pancakes,
fading out or well-defined.
Different skin tones, different textures,
match the ways that I'm inclined.
Endless human variation, site to site, no sight unseen:
so many breasts, so many different,
MILFs to barely legal teens.
The net is rich. Yet men still wonder,
What's concealed beneath her shirt?
What sort of bra? And what lies under?
This endless speculation hurts,
although it isn't, quite, to covet,
but contemplate in idle dreams.
And if someday we see -- we love it,
whether right or wrong, it seems.
Awash in riches, given freely --
the message boards, pay sites' free tours --
there's no way to say this genteely:
I still want more. Could I see yours?

Comments

Posted by: lyonie17 (lyonie17)
Posted at: March 17th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)

LOL

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)

HERE ALL WEEK TRY THE VEAL OKTHXBAI

Posted by: Coaster (coasterchild)
Posted at: March 17th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
sloth fun by ian

WOW. This has got to be an even more effective boob-revealer than cheap beads at Mardi-Gras.

Hell, I'd take my shirt off if someone recited this to me.

Fantastic, quality stuff, as usual. I approve.

Posted by: Elleria (elleria)
Posted at: March 21st, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)

seconded

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)

seconded

I am flattered! MY POETRY, IT LEADS TO SHIRT-DOFFING.

(Though, as I mentioned, I am a little appalled by the idea that some guy might be optimistic enough to actually try this.)

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)

Hell, I'd take my shirt off if someone recited this to me.

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter! Though my enthusiasm is somewhat tempered by the thought that somebody might, you know, actually go about *trying.*

Thanks very much for the kind words!


Posted by: Maire (mkcs)
Posted at: March 17th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC)

*grins*

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)

*facepalms, grins back*

Posted by: silk_noir (silk_noir)
Posted at: March 17th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC)

*gales of delighted laughter*

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)
donuts?

You ask. I DELIVER.

Posted by: Petra (petronelle)
Posted at: March 17th, 2009 10:27 am (UTC)

This makes me very sad that I no longer have the icon with my own bosom on. (Clothed, but still.)

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 25th, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)

And that makes *me* sad, Petra! But I am pleased you enjoyed it.

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