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APED: "a lewd and lascivious man"

May 3rd, 2009 (11:47 pm)

A lewd and lascivious man
developed a hideous plan:
each time he felt randy,
he offered free candy
to girls who got into his van.

Comments

Posted by: doctor_alice (doctor_alice)
Posted at: May 4th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)

A: it's sick.
B: it's hilarious. *And* it's a limerick.

I think B trumps A. :D

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: May 13th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)

I hope so!

Posted by: riah_chan (riah_chan)
Posted at: May 4th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)

Ewwwww~! But so funny!

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: May 13th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)

*shakes bag of candy in your direction*

Posted by: trinfaneb (trinfaneb)
Posted at: May 6th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)

Is this the van in question?

http://www.volumebikes.com/uploaded_images/free_candy_van-763098.jpg

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: May 13th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)

HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY CAR.

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