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APED: "bed and breakfast"

August 3rd, 2009 (09:46 pm)

I opened a bed and breakfast
in the haunted dungeon
I put nice mattresses in the oubliettes
and plucked the torn-off fingernails from the walls
I swept up all the bones
and put the instruments of torture
into little glass cases
I cleaned the bloodstains till they were faint
I even got the moat monster to wear a bow tie

but still nobody came

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Posted by: Perri (neonhummingbird)
Posted at: August 4th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
genius!

< dies > This is a great combination of adorable and appalling; I can just see the little Igor sitting there with his mop, all depressed. Poor little Igor. :)

Posted by: trinfaneb (trinfaneb)
Posted at: August 4th, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)

You need to invite Mike Enslin (John Cusack's character) from "1408."

Posted by: tried to eat the safe banana (thefourthvine)
Posted at: August 4th, 2009 06:57 am (UTC)
House

Are you kidding? This place would SELL OUT. Seriously, there's a huge market for haunted bed and breakfasts!

Posted by: Hooligan (jedusor)
Posted at: January 10th, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
*hug* doesn't cut it

This one is great too.

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