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APED: "security"

August 11th, 2009 (08:42 pm)

My moat is deep and acid-filled
and lined with razor blades.
And boiling oil or LN2
spills from my balustrades.
My automatic shotguns are
tripped by electric eyes,
and there's no way to get around:
they're pointed to all sides.
My drawbridge: lined with armor plate,
just like all the walls,
and if someone should try to climb?
That's where my cobras crawl.
It's the safest house that ever was
and gives me joy and pride --
except that I forgot my keys,
and now I'm locked outside.

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Posted by: Not your everyday Viking angel (shadowvalkyrie)
Posted at: August 12th, 2009 07:49 am (UTC)
Heh!

*snickers* Awesome!

Posted by: Vvalkyri (vvalkyri)
Posted at: August 12th, 2009 02:07 pm (UTC)

:giggle:

Posted by: Swamp Adder (swamp_adder)
Posted at: August 13th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)

Brilliant. :D

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