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APED: "mmm, bacon"

August 14th, 2009 (10:52 pm)

Don't waste a bit of the pig.
Each morsel has some appeal.
When the butcher has come and the butchering's done,
Eat every bit but the squeal.
Unless your religion precludes it,
or you hail from a veganist brood:
then leave it to me and I'll eat it. You'll see!
Because goddammit, bacon tastes *good.*

Comments

Posted by: Persephone (persephone_kore)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 03:02 am (UTC)

Excuse me, I'm just going to nibble on the last line of your poem, please.

Posted by: I'm not fluent in your dialect of crazy (dine)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
bacon - psychoticspy

*applauds this liek whoa*

Posted by: Persephone (persephone_kore)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
chocolate

Wow.

Your icon is officially yummier than my chocolate one.

Posted by: darkdanc3r (darkdanc3r)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)

mmmmmmmmm bacon. This one was fun.

Posted by: silk_noir (silk_noir)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)

You and I would make rotten Jews or Muslims.

Posted by: amonitrate (amonitrate)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)

ahahhaa. this makes me hungry.

Posted by: a.r. mouse (arabidmouse)
Posted at: August 15th, 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)

Mmm... Bacon.

Lol. You should check out issue #11 of the AntiCraft. It goes by the name "Unclean (It's Sacrelicious!)" and it's entirely devoted to bacon.

http://www.theanticraft.com/archive.htm

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