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APED: "twilight limerick"

December 17th, 2009 (11:29 pm)

A vampire who sparkled by day
tried to push his teen girlfriend away.
She got suicidal,
so he made her bridal,
and ripped her open to birth Reneesme.

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Posted by: mendori (mendori)
Posted at: December 18th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)

It might be the cold meds talking, but god... love you for this.

Posted by: Barbies May Bite Me (obsession_inc)
Posted at: December 18th, 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)

::headdesk::

Oh God. There's so much wrong here, but bless you for it.

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