ASH. Actually, what I really want is a gun with an underslung grenade launcher. But alas...
HINES. Get an sks with an integral grenade launcher
HINES. you can get an attachment that lets you launch tennis balls
HINES. which you could conceivably spray with lighter fluid first
HINES. thus launching FLAMING BALLS OF DEATH
ASH. That would be awesome.
HINES. you can get an sks at Beckwith's for a couple hundred bucks
HINES. grenade launcher is legal, because rifle grenades aren't
ASH. Oh? Good to know
ASH. God Bless America
HINES. land that I love
HINES. stand beside her, and guide her
HINES. through the night with FLAMING BALLS OF DEATH from above
ASH. Now I want to go shooting
HINES. funny how that happens, isn't it?