the fannish gun geek's Holy Grail

Wants it, my precious. Waaaantsss it, yes we does, Gollum, Gollum.

OK, next time I'm in the UK, I know where *I'm* going. Bless us, and scratch us, my precious!

(Though in all fairness, it should really be inscribed with Elvish runes. And carry a +2 to hit.)