I'm doing my part to avoid spoilers online, but it's a little difficult to avoid my roommates loudly discussing spoilers IN MY OWN APARTMENT. I heard part of one sentence, then wheeled around the corner to ask them to shut the hell up. They did. It wasn't excessively major, but it was major enough. Thank you very much, guys. It may not mean much in the scheme of things, but right now I'm earnestly hoping that the publisher finds whoever leaked the book and pounds the living daylights out of him or her to such a degree that the jerk regrets for years those four or five days of feeling smug.
Maybe I'll go to the range. At least there people won't look at me funny if I wear ear protection.