David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines

headline of the year

"Exhibitionist spiny anteater reveals bizarre penis."

Film at eleven.

UPDATE: OK, I've just watched the video, which shows an anteater proudly displaying said penis, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR. It is *half the size of the anteater's body.* It is *prehensile.* It has *four heads.* It is the kind of thing you'd see in anime about a giant creature out to rape Tokyo.

I am seriously afraid.

(But also kind of jealous.)
Tags: wtf

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