So why am I commenting about this? Well, because I feel a little like Richard Dreyfuss in JAWS, during the scar scene: "I got that beat. I got that beat."
Permit me to introduce John Ringo.
( Contains excerpts of fiction revolving heavily around 1) rape and 2) whores. If you're bothered by this kind of thing, YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS. Even though it's so bad it's funny.Collapse )
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April 23 2008, 17:43:19 UTC 12 years ago
-bs
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April 23 2008, 17:35:55 UTC 12 years ago
Oh! The "Cross Time Engineer" model of authoring!
This was hilarious to read.
Moreso because I'm reading Kildar right now. *ahem* Again.
Sometimes, I just need to turn my brain down for a while. Not off, mind you, so I don't watch TV, but down.
"Because the *good* guys want to get laid, too. Understand?"
Well... they do!
April 26 2008, 02:34:06 UTC 12 years ago
EXACTLY. What more does a man want out of life, really?
April 23 2008, 18:30:58 UTC 12 years ago
April 26 2008, 02:35:12 UTC 12 years ago
I'm just delighted that other people find the phrase useful.
April 23 2008, 19:18:30 UTC 12 years ago
It's just such an unforgettable turn of phrase! And so useful! And such an excellent analysis, all through!
I actually saw "Ghost" on the pile of weeded-from-his-collection SF paperbacks my uncle was giving away last Christmas. And despite having a good impression of Ringo through the free library, I didn't take it because I couldn't figure out how it was SF.
Now I'm kind of hoping "Kildar" shows up on the pile next year, because I've got a completely unironic love of the "Man builds stuff and gets lots of pussy" genre (second only to the sadly much rarer "Woman with small children builds stuff and oppresses man" genre) and you give the impression it's an actually fairly readable example of it, if one's willing to wade through the whores.
April 24 2008, 03:25:24 UTC 12 years ago
I certainly found OH JOHN RINGO NO to be useful, so I'm glad to know other folks do as well. (And I would totally read that second genre you mention.)
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April 26 2008, 02:39:25 UTC 12 years ago
I don't know if folks are still doing these, but I do know that after I left off doing it, another guy named David Hines did several, *including a bunch of Ratliff fic.* No, not confusing at all!
YOU!!!!
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April 26 2008, 02:42:45 UTC 12 years ago
Well, I don't know if this helps, but on the bright side, depending on where you started from, you may have opened a new frontier for science.
("Negative one? What does that even mean?!")
April 23 2008, 22:33:29 UTC 12 years ago
April 26 2008, 02:45:36 UTC 12 years ago
It's kind of like the movie referenced in THREE AMIGOS -- the one that tanked because, while audiences flocked to three wealthy Spanish landowners defending the lives of peasants, nobody cared about three wealthy Spanish landowners on a weekend in Manhattan. In part II of GHOST, you feel kind of like you walked into that movie by mistake.
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nice
April 23 2008, 22:50:55 UTC 12 years ago
Also this seems like just about the maximum recommended level of exposure to prose like that >.>
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April 25 2008, 04:34:54 UTC 12 years ago
Re: nice
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April 23 2008, 22:54:51 UTC 12 years ago
And strangely intrigued
April 28 2008, 16:01:00 UTC 12 years ago
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April 28 2008, 16:01:55 UTC 12 years ago
It does not help.
Do not ask me how I know this.
(10% solution? BAH GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.)
Good folk sleep well, for rough brutes stand guard...
April 24 2008, 01:27:28 UTC 12 years ago
Me, I love the Kildar series - "Paladin of Shadows" just doesn't work.
Me? Mike Harmon isn't me, but I know him, worked with him. understand him.
Your reaction, and many of the reactions on this thread, remind me of the movie "Babe"
Think of how the sheep think about the sheepdogs.
{grin}This sheep dog is reading the sheeple comments and chuckling.
Kildar is a look into the Darkness. A Sheeple looks at it and shudders.
Me, I get both nostalgia and horror, "at least I wasn't this bad".
Yep, John is thinking about "how the world is, and think of how it ought to be."
{BSEG} Me, I just buy the E-arcs as soon as they get released.
You know, you really ought to pick up the "Looking Glass" series. Those are action-adventure in the Heinlein juvenile style, updated to the 21st Century.
I'd really like to see what you think of "Princess of Wands"
Sleep well
Ed the Loadsmasher
Re: Good folk sleep well, for rough brutes stand guard...
April 28 2008, 16:02:53 UTC 12 years ago
Re: Good folk sleep well, for rough brutes stand guard...
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Great review ( JOHN NORMAN IS ALIVE AND WELL!)
Anonymous
April 24 2008, 04:14:49 UTC 12 years ago
books when I was in my teens how these books could be sold out of every drug store in the country when they said that the only good woman was a slave and that all women secretly wanted to be slaves. But obviously John has been reincarnated (if hes dead) or his muse has moved on. Of course the first names are the same so, perhaps .... lol.
On the other hand, YIng and Yang baby, Ying and Yang.
We all have a dark side and better to leave it in your mind.
Like the review, most of the comments are puzzlers
Anonymous
April 24 2008, 04:40:50 UTC 12 years ago
A) are there hookers forced to work as sex slaves all over the world? CHECK
B) do you either have to have a lot of conditioning or be seriously screwed up to kill someone and end there life? CHECK
C) have warrior/leaders throughout history founded empires, kept harems, built and destroyed acording to there whims and thoughts. CHECK
D) do s&m, bondage, fetish, and swinger clubs exist in every major city in North america and the world (above or below public perception)plus a lot of the small towns? CHECK
E) Are small wars and blackops run every day somewhere in the world, do those with the pull and the muscle use it to get concesions, even from the superpowers? CHECK
F)Is a least 3/4 of the world populated by countries and places that regard women as at best broodmares, at worst chattel and disposable? CHECK
so I'm a little confused, are you unhappy because he's writing about the real world and just had the bad judgement to actually get it printed
or mad because he pulled the blanket off your heads?
P.S. At present the West is involved in a war with an enemy that thinks if he dies killing non-belivers he will go to paradice where he will be serviced by 99 virgins that are his personal harem
(kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?)
Re: Like the review, most of the comments are puzzlers
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Re: Like the review, most of the comments are puzzlers
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Re: Great review ( JOHN NORMAN IS ALIVE AND WELL!)
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April 24 2008, 05:06:03 UTC 12 years ago
That may actually be worse then the John Norman "Gor" books full of sexy spirited slave girls who sometimes had to be "tamed" first.
All of that said, to quote some of your justified mockery...
"Let us rape them to the Glory of Allah!"
This particularly shitty "story" aside... You literally *don't* think that happens in various places around the world to some degree?
April 28 2008, 16:11:57 UTC 12 years ago
...huh. I always remembered that line as "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid." -- McLintock, right?
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April 28 2008, 16:12:42 UTC 12 years ago
...and okay, fine, I'm a bit ashamed.
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