The Concrete Tomb of Hradzka

So I finally finished up the old apartment. Yay! And next weekend is going to be spent exploring around town. Actually, my weekend is going to be Monday and Tuesday, but there you go.

It turns out that many lines from Star Wars (Episodes IV, V, and VI) can be fitted into Lord of the Rings if shoved hard enough.

FARAMIR: (watching Mt Doom explode) I'm sure Aragorn wasn't on that thing when it blew.
EOWYN: He wasn't. I can feel it.
FARAMIR: You love him, don't you?
EOWYN: Yes.
FARAMIR: All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't
get in the way.
EOWYN: Oh. No, it's not like that at all. He's betrothed to an Elf.
FARAMIR:...oh...oh! *clears throat* Then I tell you, Eowyn of Rohan, that you are beautiful...

Going through a drive-thru last night, I came up with a great but possibly horrible idea for a Wendy's commercial.

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harriet_spy has a really good Bruce/Cass ficlet up.