November 10th, 2008

lobo sam

the election thing

...is anybody else having trouble really believing that it's over? Not believing that Obama won, I mean, but that the election is actually finished? It's been almost a week, and I'm still finding myself battling the paranoid fear that I'll turn on my TV and see McCain and Obama debating again, JUST FROM FORCE OF HABIT.

Anyway, we've got a new President-elect! Good luck to him. I'm working on my letter to his "change.gov" website, in which I will lobby him to throw aside everything he campaigned on and adopt my own modest positions. No, kidding, it'll be a friendly letter with some suggestions. ("Appoint me official weapons tester for the U.S. Government. Give me infinite ammunition and at least one of everything.")