March 16th, 2009

wonder woman

APED: "open source boob project verse"

silk_noir requested a poem about breasts.

...Look, folks, I am just going to apologize for this one in advance. Wonder Woman death glare included.


Puffies, perkies, pointed, rounded,
areolae dark as coal,
or pink, or brown, of varied sizes,
sometimes contrast to the whole,
the dimes, the silver dollars, pancakes,
fading out or well-defined.
Different skin tones, different textures,
match the ways that I'm inclined.
Endless human variation, site to site, no sight unseen:
so many breasts, so many different,
MILFs to barely legal teens.
The net is rich. Yet men still wonder,
What's concealed beneath her shirt?
What sort of bra? And what lies under?
This endless speculation hurts,
although it isn't, quite, to covet,
but contemplate in idle dreams.
And if someday we see -- we love it,
whether right or wrong, it seems.
Awash in riches, given freely --
the message boards, pay sites' free tours --
there's no way to say this genteely:
I still want more. Could I see yours?
H. Beam Piper

note to self

On posts I want to make:

-- the thing about guns being smuggled over the US/Mexican border
-- the one about the recent mass shootings (short version: the one in Germany is the one that scares the willies out of me)
-- another post on ideological fiction, or, why Lee Child's latest book sucks donkey balls
-- the Kindle 2 review (short version: "oooooooooooohhh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you")

And I still need to catch up on SCC and DOLLHOUSE. My job has me behind a pokey-as-hell internet connection during the week, and I have barely been home the last few weekends. SCC is still going back and forth, but when the show is on, *damn* is it on. DOLLHOUSE is disappointing so far; it's like watching a guy do two seconds of juggling five butcher knives before he puts them down to show you slideshows of his Aunt Ethel visiting the Grand Canyon. There are interesting stories that could be told with the premise and format, and DOLLHOUSE seems bound and determined not to tell any of 'em.

("Alpha is coming!" is not enough. I do not give a rat's ass about Alpha coming or not, because the show has not made me give a crap about the established order of the series premise; why on earth should I care if it is threatened or overturned? The Alpha hints do not tantalize. They make it seem as if the show is saying, "Yeah, we suck now, but JUST WAIT." If the show is doing a bad job out of the gate, it is not likely to do better with the advanced stuff.)