August 14th, 2009

mel gibson

APED: "mmm, bacon"

Don't waste a bit of the pig.
Each morsel has some appeal.
When the butcher has come and the butchering's done,
Eat every bit but the squeal.
Unless your religion precludes it,
or you hail from a veganist brood:
then leave it to me and I'll eat it. You'll see!
Because goddammit, bacon tastes *good.*