August 15th, 2009

cass groovy

APED: "movie history"

300 Spartans, leather-diapered,
William Wallace, less a bridge,
Spartacus, a noble Commie,
history, stretched just a smidge.
Anastasia's Czarist Russia,
over-glossed a little bit;
though they aren't bad as movies,
as history, they're full of shit.