David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines
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my worst idea ever

I had a very long drive today, and at one point -- as I usually do at least once on a very long drive, especially when there's a huge truck in the other lane -- I gave myself a little too much space and hit the "wake up, dumbass!" rumble strips at the side of the road.

That's when I had an epiphany.

This. Plus this (sorry).

Think about it, won't you? Thank you.

...it is a really good thing I'm not insanely rich. Or I would start hiring road crews.
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