This was, of course, the greatest such slip-up I have ever heard. We spent a merry several minutes trying to figure out exactly what would be in a mazel tov cocktail, and whether its function would be to explode or simply circumcise every male within a ten-yard radius. I think it should be a drink, myself, but I'm not sure what should be in it. Possibly Manischewitz and Everclear.
if it ain't a drink, it oughtta be
This was, of course, the greatest such slip-up I have ever heard. We spent a merry several minutes trying to figure out exactly what would be in a mazel tov cocktail, and whether its function would be to explode or simply circumcise every male within a ten-yard radius. I think it should be a drink, myself, but I'm not sure what should be in it. Possibly Manischewitz and Everclear.
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APED: the book
I've been busy with some other things, so this took a while, but it's now official: if you are so inclined, you can now buy my book. It's a…
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APED: "a poem every day concludes"
Well, this is it. I have now officially written a poem every day for a year. I started January 9, 2009, and January 8, 2010, makes the…
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APED: "there are happies, ever after"
There are happies, ever after, but little mermaids turn to foam; the gravest hearts give way to laughter, some cats turn king, and don't come home.…
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