Sneak me under-table treats.
Throw balls for me. Take me walking.
Trim the toenails on my feet.
Watch me running. Watch me digging.
Watch me chasing pussycats.
I like your face. It's made for licking.
I'll snuggle close. You must know that.
You took me off the street. You saved me.
So I'll curl up to you in bed.
Boss, I'll even let you bathe me.
JUST DON'T TAKE ME TO THE VET.