I'll bring the quinine and guns.
Get some pith helmets. No, I don't know how.
I just know that's how this is done.
Pith helmets on heads. Khaki shorts, baring knees,
and jaunty explorers' batons,
some hammocks, so we can sleep high in the trees,
and whiskey, when we can't go on.
Discovering all that the law will allow.
Adventure and glory, what fun!
Let's have an adventure. Let's head out right now --
right after my TV show's done.