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massive hip dislocation observed

March 25th, 2009 (09:52 pm)

It's an epidemic!

...don't get me wrong, I'm glad that the Spider-Girl tween skirts are a reasonable length, but it kinda defeats the purpose when you have your tween models standing with their hips stuck out like Greg Land lightboxed them from a lingerie catalog. At least there's not much exposed skin on the "Emma Frost Tween."

(What's with the American Dream? Did they just not get the rights to the name "Captain America?")


Posted by: Elspeth (elspethdixon)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)

Damn. I know what I'm wearing to the next comic con I go to. I'll tell people I'm Rule63!Steve Rogers.

Posted by: Lucy (cereta)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)

I think it was lydiabell who said that any costume advertised with a little girl posing like that was no costume she would ever buy for her daughter. Of course, we were discussing "Occupational" costumes for little girls that included little French maid outfits.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:37 am (UTC)

Yeah, these are a step up. The posing, though, makes me wonder, "Doesn't that HURT?"

Posted by: Lucy (cereta)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)
wendy is awesome

Looking at a couple of them makes my back hurt.

Posted by: ~ (niqaeli)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)

Certainly makes mine hurt to look at.

And I speak as a former gymnast.

Posted by: Caius (caiusmajor)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)
American Dream onna motorcycle

There's actually a character named American Dream, from the same 'verse as Spider-Girl. She wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit, though.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)

Ahh! Thank you. I have not read much Marvel for a loooooong time, and had no interest in their futureverse books.

Posted by: madripoor_rose (madripoor_rose)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)

Apparently Shannon Carter/American Dream is 'the heir to the Captain America legacy'. Steve's Supergirl.

Serious case of 'why won't my hips unsway' there.

Posted by: Betty (brown_betty)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)

Well, girls that age haven't had their hips widen yet, so they have to stand hipshot to make it look like they have a waist.

Because god forbid we see a little girl with a body like a little boy's. That'd probably make someone somewhere gay.

Posted by: no (destro)
Posted at: March 26th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
Face Supreme

Ugh. Scrolling down as the skirts get shorter and shorter just makes me sad. Gender expectations aside, who thinks this a good idea for parents to surf with their kids, marketing-wise?

Posted by: Vvalkyri (vvalkyri)
Posted at: March 29th, 2009 12:04 am (UTC)

Eep: http://www.disguise.com/productinfo.asp?item=757&dc=348

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