APED: "counting sheep"

counting sheep

ever tried that?

to get to sleep, i mean
not for real
i mean
you could count sheep
real ones
if you wanted
they're around

somebody thought counting them makes you sleepy
that guy must not have been a farmer

because if you have a lot of sheep
milling around
baa-ing
doing sheep stuff
counting them is not tiring
it is just irritating as hell

especially the lambs
because they keep moving
delicious little bastards