Log in

No account? Create an account
David Hines [userpic]

APED: "sing hey, the pharoah"

May 9th, 2009 (11:24 pm)

Deep in the desert of Egypt,
a pyramid squats in the sand.
It's the home of an old fallen pharoah,
who used to rule over the land.
He lies in a tomb with his gold, beer, and bread,
His brain and his heart are in jars by his bed,
but he doesn't mind all of that, for he's dead --
sing hey, the Pharoah is here!

The Pharoah fought many a battle,
but no one remembers their names.
He owned sheep and goats and fine cattle,
and number on number of slaves.
Now he owns nothing, not even himself.
The museum's explorers have stolen his wealth
And they put him way in the back on a shelf,
sing hey, the Pharoah is here!

The Pharoah grew old and grew weak,
and never went far from his home.
He gave up his battles and never dared travel
and settled down, never to roam.
But now he's crossed oceans, and flown in the air,
gone farther than any live pharoah would dare,
mute witness to wonders beyond all compare,
sing hey, the Pharoah is here!

His glass case is in the museum,
so you can go see for yourself.
He's been admired by many
since being taken off of his shelf.
The fine gallery over which he presides
contains him and some of his riches besides
and he's worshipped by tourists and praised by the guides,
sing hey, the Pharoah is here!


Posted by: mendori (mendori)
Posted at: May 10th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)

I've always thought, in a strange way, the Pharaohs would be pleased to know that thousands of people see many of them on a daily basis, know their names, and pay their respects and awe to their wealth and treasures.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: May 13th, 2009 04:11 am (UTC)

They probably squabble over who gets more visitors.

Posted by: Swamp Adder (swamp_adder)
Posted at: May 11th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)

Love this.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: May 13th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)


4 Read Comments