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May 25th, 2009 (09:47 pm)
Little, yellow, different, better,
so round, so firm, so fully packed,
just do it. you can't eat just one,
put a tiger in your tank.
Takes a licking, keeps on ticking,
I'm going to Disneyland.
Got milk? Beef -- it's what's for dinner.
In your mouth, not in your hand.
The pause refreshes, no more tears,
this Bud's for you, plop plop fizz fizz,
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow,
is it live or Memorex?
Sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometimes you don't, a dab'll do,
in the valley of the jolly --
...how much TV is bad for you?
ROTFL, why do I feel like I'm strapped in a chair forced to watch the Lawrence Welk show?
(possibly because I was, as a kid?)