David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines
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the chocolate penis saga

[info - personal]azurelunatic has kindly provided us with the next internet sensation: The Chocolate Penis Saga.

This starts out, somewhat predictably, with a bet. My cousin sent me an instant message one fine afternoon.

[12:53] Azz's Cousin: So... I lost a bet.
[12:53] Azz: oh?
[12:53] Azz's Cousin: do you know anything about casting edible molds?
[12:54] Azz: ... my mind just went a very bad place from that. Please tell me that the end result of the loss of this bet is not a chocolate penis.


I was hoping. Alas:

[12:55] Azz's Cousin: How did you guess?
[12:55] Azz: but for edible molds silicone is a common substance
[12:55] Azz: ... oh dear
[12:55] Azz: well, my mind automatically went to the worst place I could reasonably think of.


Twitter plays a vital role. Needless to say, NSFW, and you really shouldn't be drinking anything while you read it.
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