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APED: "pirate vs. ninja"

June 23rd, 2009 (09:09 pm)

A pirate, on meeting a ninja,
breathed fire and said, "Did I singe ya?
I always drink gas --
I see I scorched your ass!
Now you can't bend. I guess I unhinged ya."