APED: "come work at the pet shop"

Watch out for the bear. He claws, and he bites.
And watch for the python who squeezes too tight.
The piranhas are hungry, and so is the shark,
and that little dog's bite is far worse than his bark.
All the cats have sharp claws, and the birds have sharp beaks,
and the rats will move in if you should you fall asleep --
The last help we hired was gone in two days.
But welcome aboard! Now, go start your first day.