?

Log in

No account? Create an account
David Hines [userpic]

APED: "donald duck doesn't wear pants"

August 25th, 2009 (09:47 pm)

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants.
Mickey wears shorts, that I know.
But Donald Duck doesn't wear pants:
he prefers to hang free down below.
Some call him a sleaze, but he's pleased by the breeze
that ruffles his feathers right down to his knees,
and the girls like his moxie, and the Scotch he decants,
so Donald Duck doesn't wear pants.

Mickey Mouse doesn't wear shirts.
He covers his crotch and that's all.
Mickey Mouse doesn't wear shirts.
He's bare-chested right through the fall.
Some girls would forbid, or send on the skids,
one who hikes up his pants till his nipples are hid,
but Minnie does like it, and oh! how she flirts!
so Mickey Mouse doesn't wear shirts.

Bugs Bunny wears nothing at all.
All that he's got he lets show.
Bugs Bunny wears nothing at all.
Disrobing he'd find far too slow.
He'll put on a dress to steal a caress
from Elmer, who gives him one, under protest --
but when they take the bedroom, the dress stays in the hall
and Bugs Bunny wears nothing at all.

Comments

Posted by: leftarrow (leftarrow)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Tim

Ok, you know, I like you QUITE A BIT for writing this.

Posted by: peeps wanna see peeps boink (musesfool)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
hee!

I fear you sometimes.

Posted by: Petra (petronelle)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)

I want this one as a filk of something.

Posted by: Not your everyday Viking angel (shadowvalkyrie)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 07:51 am (UTC)
excused from saving universes

I've been over the "what anthropomorphic characters can get away with and you can't" debate with my parents when I was small, so that doesn't shock me, but...

Elmer Fudd/Bugs Bunny. No, you didn't. *erases from brain*

Posted by: Mari (marici)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 08:25 am (UTC)
a world rolling in ecstasy at your feet

Yay! Favorite one in weeks.

Posted by: boogieshoes (boogieshoes)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 12:58 pm (UTC)

this is *so* wrong, on *so* many levels!

*luffs poem*

*giggles*

-bs

Posted by: Vvalkyri (vvalkyri)
Posted at: August 26th, 2009 02:42 pm (UTC)

:adore:

7 Read Comments