David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines
hradzka

APED: "a perverse mortician"

A corpse with a rod a foot long
provoked a mortician to wrong.
"I find it quite calming,"
she said, "self-embalming,
with a trochar that's shaped like a schlong."
Tags: a poem every day
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