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APED: "a perverse mortician"

October 6th, 2009 (10:34 pm)

A corpse with a rod a foot long
provoked a mortician to wrong.
"I find it quite calming,"
she said, "self-embalming,
with a trochar that's shaped like a schlong."

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Posted by: leftarrow (leftarrow)
Posted at: October 7th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
Tim

So wrong in all the best ways.

*shakes head at you*
*ruins it by grinning*

Posted by: boogieshoes (boogieshoes)
Posted at: October 7th, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)

ewwwww.... and, um *ouch*.

:-p

-bs

Posted by: doctor_alice (doctor_alice)
Posted at: October 7th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)

Best euphemism for sex EVAR. ROTFL.

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