I have never seen anything even approximating that much hate on an animal's face. Well, not since the time I bathed a possum, anyway.
(Helpful tip: POSSUMS DO NOT LIKE BATHING. You know how much cats like it? Possums like it EVEN LESS.)
I've been busy with some other things, so this took a while, but it's now official: if you are so inclined, you can now buy my book. It's a…
Well, this is it. I have now officially written a poem every day for a year. I started January 9, 2009, and January 8, 2010, makes the…
There are happies, ever after, but little mermaids turn to foam; the gravest hearts give way to laughter, some cats turn king, and don't come home.…