APED: "rumplestiltskin"

Rumplestiltskin made a wager,
Rumplestiltskin bet and lost,
Rumplestiltskin had a tantrum,
Rumplestiltskin paid the cost.
Never bet hard on a sure thing.
It might sound good, but let's be clear:
if your mark claims his jack spits cider,
you'll get cider in your ear.