because he wore his armor too tight.
It looked quite an odd piece,
but the girls loved his codpiece
because it was fitted just right.
I've been busy with some other things, so this took a while, but it's now official: if you are so inclined, you can now buy my book. It's a…
Well, this is it. I have now officially written a poem every day for a year. I started January 9, 2009, and January 8, 2010, makes the…
There are happies, ever after, but little mermaids turn to foam; the gravest hearts give way to laughter, some cats turn king, and don't come home.…