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APED: "hardness scale"

December 15th, 2009 (10:25 pm)

A man far too proud of his cock
bragged it got harder than rock.
A gemologist sucked him,
then produced some corundum --
now he stuffs his pants' crotch with a sock.

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Posted by: doctor_alice (doctor_alice)
Posted at: December 16th, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)

Haha! "He claimed it was diamond, but it was more like talc..."

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