Seriously, why there is no fandom for this drek, I have no idea.
Hey, Roku, what time is it? #Spartacus time! 10:01 PM Feb 19th from web
Slightly revised disclaimer now noting #Spartacus has "content some viewers may find objectionable." First clue: Ep3's watersports. 10:03 PM Feb 19th from web
OH LOOK IT'S OPENING WITH ANOTHER GLADIATOR TRAINING SEQUENCE #Spartacus 10:04 PM Feb 19th from web
"Our fortunes rise like your cock!" "[something I missed] will make it rain presently." #actualspartacusdialogue 10:06 PM Feb 19th from web
How long has it been since our last gladiator training sequence? Never mind; we've got another. #spartacus 10:08 PM Feb 19th from web
I do like how Batiatus has to grapple constantly with his debts. Makes him, like everyone else in show, more interesting than #Spartacus 10:09 PM Feb 19th from web
Set-up: #Spartacus and Crixus have to fight Theocles, undefeated bad-ass whose only survivor is Peter Mensah's Doctore. 10:13 PM Feb 19th from web
HE MUST FIGHT AT HIS ENEMY'S SIDE, must #Spartacus. This is show's toughest challenge: making unending stream of fighters interesting. 10:15 PM Feb 19th from web
OH YAY ILYTHIA. The batshit crazy, gladiator-lusting wife of hero's nemesis. Man, is Viva Bianca the best thing about #Spartacus or what? 10:17 PM Feb 19th from web
Crixus and #Spartacus once again doing the "we must work together! we cannot!" dance. Yawn. 10:20 PM Feb 19th from web
I mean, Londo and G'kar *defined* that scene. You can't do it any more, really. Though B5 didn't have 'em wrestle naked. 10:21 PM Feb 19th from web
Hey, is Crixus going naked again? Why, yes he is! Manu Bennett's cock gets more screen time than some of the *actors.* 10:23 PM Feb 19th from web
Nice dynamic as Ilythia gropes Crixus in front of Lawless's Lucretia and Brandt's Naevia, who care for him - almost inverse Bechdel dynamic. 10:25 PM Feb 19th from web
Or -- no, dunno what to call it. Female using male as tool/object to mess with other women. With him as object. 10:27 PM Feb 19th from web
Hey, I think I've seen this scene with Doctore, #Spartacus, and Crixus before -- OH RIGHT I HAVE. 10:28 PM Feb 19th from web
The big problem: other characters' scenes accomplish things, change the dynamic. #Spartacus gets the same scene 5 or 6 times in a row. 10:30 PM Feb 19th from web
OK, this philosophical scene between #Spartacus and Crixus is actually not bad, given that they're naked and covered in oil. 10:39 PM Feb 19th from web
Awwww. The best scenes with Lawless's Lucretia have her making a decision (as #Spartacus doesn't) whose importance only she knows. 10:41 PM Feb 19th from web
Nice make-up on the main bad guy. Seriously, for #Spartacus to keep the baddies interesting is challenge worthy of REH's Costigan stories. 10:49 PM Feb 19th from web
#Spartacus drinking game: drink every time somebody yells incoherently. 10:52 PM Feb 19th from web
#Spartacus MONEY SHOT 10:54 PM Feb 19th from web
#Spartacus is the only show on TV that will give you a gory hacking-up and a wet-toga contest, one after the other. 10:56 PM Feb 19th from web
And #Spartacus is over! Nice direction on this one from Michael Hurst (no surprise for those who remember his eps on Herc/Xena). 10:57 PM Feb 19th from web
Things we have learned from today's episode: 1) There are actors on #Spartacus who get less screen time than Manu Bennett's cock. 11:15 PM Feb 19th from web
2) Viewers are worried if Crixus is okay. If #Spartacus had gotten his ass kicked in episode, no one would give a shit; he's uninteresting. 11:19 PM Feb 19th from web
3) Characters' relationships with other characters make them interesting. #Spartacus needs to be talking to more and different people. 11:21 PM Feb 19th from web
4) Holy cow, more Viva Bianca. She's like a mad scientist's amalgamation of Alexandra Tydings and Hudson Leick. #Spartacus 11:24 PM Feb 19th from web
