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the SPARTACUS drinking game

March 26th, 2010 (09:06 pm)

Tonight, I will beta test the SPARTACUS drinking game. I thought about this *very hard,* people. For *more than five minutes.*

What's the problem with most drinking games? Too many rules to remember. So I tried to create as few rules and make them as memorable as possible. Feel free to beta-test with me, if you like. I am thinking that the rule should be that each item can only be checked off once per person per scene. Example: "Bare Ass" is one drink. If Spartacus has a long scene where you see his Bare Ass about twenty times, you only drink once. However, if Spartacus and Crixus and three other gladiators are all bare-assed, you would drink once for each of them.

Yes, this game will probably kill you. That's why it's in beta.

It is probably wisest played with beer. Tonight, however, I will be playing with Maker's Mark on the rocks. What's the Latin for "We who are about to get shitfaced salute you!"?


One Drink: Slow-motion, Bare Ass, "Jupiter's Cock!"
Two Drinks: Somebody Dies, Boobies, Baby Oil Wrestling
Three Drinks: Somebody's Fuckin', Oh Look a Penis
Chug: Gladiator Training Sequence, Actual Spartacus Dialogue, OMGWTF

I trust these rules are pretty self-explanatory. Actual Spartacus Dialogue is a little subjective, but you'll probably know it when you hear it.

If you play, let me know how it goes.

Originally posted on my DW. | comment count unavailable people have commented there. | Do so yourself, if you like.


Posted by: la araña discoteca (elizardbits)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
300 this is NOT sparta

Wait, no rule for "when blood splatter hits the camera"? I AM DISAPPOINT.

My liver and I fear this game greatly.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: April 5th, 2010 02:05 am (UTC)

YOU DO NOT NEED A BLOOD SPATTER RULE. Trust me. I was stupid enough to make Gladiator Training Sequence a chug. There are *at least* three of those per episode, so whatever drink you make, you're downing at least three of 'em.

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