Quick recap: Spartacus and Varro (who has happily reconciled with his family) are having a dandy time killing guys as a team, and Crixus and Naevia are having a dandy time screwing regularly, now that she's stolen the key to the ludus gate and can let him out for romps. This causes issues for Naevia, because the guard she stole the key from is pissed, and will cause more issues in the future because Ashur has clandestinely observed said romping. Meanwhile, the gladiator-nuts Numerius -- fifteen-year-old son of the Magistrate, whom Batiatus is desperately trying to impress, so he can make a try for political office with the Magistrate's support -- is having a birthday party at the ludus, and he's eager to see the promised exhibition fight, which will see Spartacus face off against Crixus. Crixus is even more eager than Numerius, because he's planning to kill Spartacus during the bout. But when the time comes, Ilythia seduces and deflowers young Numerius, and then uses her new influence to persuade him to have Varro face off with Spartacus instead. And ask for death when Spartacus wins, so that our hero will have to kill his only friend. Which happens. Worst of all, from the point of view of Batiatus: the Magistrate declines to sponsor Batiatus for political office, and makes conversation with Solonius, Batty's big rival, causing Batty to see red and plan to answer in blood.
My live-tweets:
Uh-oh, showrunner's talking smack: RT @stevendeknight Think you're ready for tonight's episode of Spartacus? Oh you really, really aren't! 3:24 PM Mar 26th via Tweetie
@jim_turnage @stevendeknight needs no drugs to write. This show is so nuts that cocaine snorts #SPARTACUS. 3:50 PM Mar 26th via Tweetie in reply to jim_turnage
Getting close to time for #Spartacus! Tonight, I will be testing the #spartacusdrinkinggame. The rules are very simple.
Drink the specified number of times for each person meeting the requirements in a given #SPARTACUS scene. Ready? #spartacusdrinkinggame 9:26 PM Mar 26th via web
One Drink: Slow-motion, Bare Ass, "Jupiter's Cock!" 2 Drinks: Somebody Dies, Boobies, Baby Oil Wrestling #spartacusdrinkinggame #Spartacus 9:27 PM Mar 26th via web
3 Drinks: Somebody's Fuckin', Oh Look a Penis Chug: Gladiator Training Sequence, Actual #Spartacus dialogue, OMGWTF #spartacusdrinkinggame 9:29 PM Mar 26th via web
Want to type the line into Twitter because you can't believe somebody said that? It's Actual #Spartacus Dialogue. #spartacusdrinkinggame 9:32 PM Mar 26th via web
Disclaimer: "We're being real historical, folks! BTW, human blood pressure is over 9000." #Spartacus 10:00 PM Mar 26th via web
#Spartacus Episode 10: "Party Favors." And I begin playing the #spartacusdrinkinggame 10:02 PM Mar 26th via web
#Spartacus and Varro fighting a crowd! The two drinks per death rule is perhaps ill-advised. SORRY TWEEPS. #spartacusdrinkinggame 10:03 PM Mar 26th via web
"He's of the same ilk of Ilythia regarding blood and sport!" Hope your boy ain't, mom. #Spartacus 10:05 PM Mar 26th via web
...okay, I already apologize for the #spartacusdrinkinggame, people. Holy crap, from arena to GLADIATOR TRAINING SEQUENCE (chug). #Spartacus 10:07 PM Mar 26th via web
Varro is getting a ton of sympathetic scenes frontloaded. This is not going to be a good episode for him, I can feel it. #Spartacus 10:08 PM Mar 26th via web
The magistrate's son is having a gladiator-themed party. Man. When I was his age, I was obsessed with Star Wars. #Spartacus 10:13 PM Mar 26th via web
LOOK OUT, JOHN HANNAH IS CHEWING SCENERY #Spartacus 10:14 PM Mar 26th via web
Ooh, Naevia gets an angle of her own that isn't with Crixus! Nice. #Spartacus 10:16 PM Mar 26th via web
Plotlines: #Spartacus v. Crixus exhibition, Lucretia using Ilythia to further the rise of Batiatus, follow-up with Naevia stealing key. 10:17 PM Mar 26th via web
BTW: GLADIATOR TRAINING SEQUENCE (chug). #spartacusdrinkinggame WTF was I thinking? #Spartacus 10:18 PM Mar 26th via web
Ilythia is eyeing the #Spartacus/Varro friendship. This can only end badly. 'course, Varro's had a target on his head forever. 10:19 PM Mar 26th via web
Man, I should have made #Spartacus getting summoned part of the #spartacusdrinkinggame. *eyes alarmingly empty glass* No, I shouldn't've. 10:21 PM Mar 26th via web
Seriously, Crixus is the romantic hero of this series, isn't he? #Spartacus 10:24 PM Mar 26th via web
I do enjoy the scenes with #Spartacus and Batiatus -- nothing fancy, but Whitfield and Hannah have very good scene chemistry. 10:26 PM Mar 26th via web
RT @coasterchild sdlkfhsdkjfsfskhfjshkjdkdfhs CEILING ASHUR IS WATCHING YOU #Spartacus 10:23 PM Mar 26th via web
GLADIATOR TRAINING SEQUENCE (chug) FUCK #spartacusdrinkinggame #Spartacus 10:28 PM Mar 26th via web
I really like how #Spartacus's relationship with Batiatus advances and is immediately checked back to master-slave. 10:29 PM Mar 26th via web
ANOTHER GLADIATOR TRAINING SEQUENCE (chug) FUCK #spartacusdrinkinggame #spartacus 10:30 PM Mar 26th via web
Okay, I quit the #spartacusdrinkinggame. Episode's half over and my tweets will be inkreba incon incoherent if I keep this up. #spartacus 10:32 PM Mar 26th via web
(And man, was that Chekov's cliff or what?) Batiatus is so lucky he doesn't have to deal with OSHA #spartacus 10:33 PM Mar 26th via web
THERE'S Peter Mensah! I wondered if he was on vacation or something. #spartacus 10:33 PM Mar 26th via web
"Is EVERY day like this?" Only at Liberace's house, kid. #Spartacus 10:34 PM Mar 26th via web
Holy crap, Numerius. You are having the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. #Spartacus 10:35 PM Mar 26th via web
Dear Ilythia: you are crazy and I love you. Never change. Sincerely, me. Also: a mild OMGWTF. #Spartacus 10:36 PM Mar 26th via web
Hey, we got the Magistrate's name! Finally! (Colabius, I think.) #Spartacus 10:37 PM Mar 26th via web
"The Champion of Capua, always making friends." Tell it like it is, Varro.#Spartacus 10:38 PM Mar 26th via web
Wow, Batiatus is a *dick.* I have to say I like Solonius's style. #Spartacus 10:40 PM Mar 26th via web
Ahahah. Ilythia is a dick, too. Though for some reason I'm thinking about Hamlet right now. #Spartacus 10:43 PM Mar 26th via web
I love the smiles on #Spartacus and Varro in this scene. Yes, something horrible will happen -- oh, wait, there we go. 10:45 PM Mar 26th via web
...well. They've fucked each other in two episodes in a row, now. #Spartacus 10:48 PM Mar 26th via web
Awwwww, Batiatus. Harsh. #Spartacus 10:50 PM Mar 26th via web
Well, we all *knew* something horrible was coming. Poor Varro, but good stuff for Courtney and Whitfield's show reels. #Spartacus 10:52 PM Mar 26th via web
A quick question: would you rather A) see Ilythia make it to next season or B) get her horrible ironic punishment come finale? #Spartacus 10:58 PM Mar 26th via web
I hope that she C) becomes the new Thing in the Pit and lives happily ever after. Well, *she'd* be happy. #spartacus 10:59 PM Mar 26th via web
I was surprised to see how many people were surprised and upset that Varro died. Barca's death was terrible and a shocker, but Varro wasn't really that interesting; he was so transparently created to die so that Spartacus would be Very Sad that I've been expecting Varro to wind up dead for several episodes now. Clearly, Varro's death is going to be a big motivator for Spartacus, but it's been so telegraphed that it really didn't carry much effect for me. That it came at Spartacus's own hand was the only unexpected part for me.
I really don't have much to say about this episode; it was okay, but nothing really noteworthy. Next episode will probably be pretty interesting; we've got three episodes left this season, and the show has taken some of these plotlines about as far as they can go. (I think Lesley-Ann Brandt is terrific as Naevia, and expect that she's probably going to be fridged to motivate Crixus. I like her a lot, but the Crixus/Naevia hasn't done anything but have them fucking a lot, so I expect it's not going to say much about either of them by the end of things.)
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