Saw the nifty horror flick ORPHAN, and now it's on my list of potential Yuletide requests. Except I'd want a ludicrous sequel/crossover, with Esther teaming up with Oskar and Eli from LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (given their settings, of course, Oskar has grown up while Eli has not), and the whole evil team-up being targeted by Hit-Girl from KICK-ASS.
...look, I didn't say it'd make sense, I just said I'd like to *read* it.
