David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines

An important discovery has been made

It turns out that many lines from Star Wars (Episodes IV, V, and VI) can be fitted into Lord of the Rings if shoved hard enough.
FARAMIR: (watching Mt Doom explode) I'm sure Aragorn wasn't on that thing when it blew.
EOWYN: He wasn't. I can feel it.
FARAMIR: You love him, don't you?
FARAMIR: All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't
get in the way.
EOWYN: Oh. No, it's not like that at all. He's betrothed to an Elf.
FARAMIR:...oh...oh! *clears throat* Then I tell you, Eowyn of Rohan, that you are beautiful...
Tags: wtf

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