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An outrage to all civilization, namely me

November 9th, 2004 (02:07 am)

Natalie Portman's full-frontal nude scene has been cut from her upcoming film "Closer."

THIS MUST NOT STAND.

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Posted by: mystavash (mystavash)
Posted at: November 9th, 2004 01:04 pm (UTC)

Hmm. The footage exists, doesn't it? You could just go get it.

If, you know, you're that desperate for naked lady footage.

Posted by: Eric (escapade52)
Posted at: November 9th, 2004 04:27 pm (UTC)
trevor sneaky

Naked lady footage is easy to come by. The issue at hand is naked Natalie Portman footage.

Nat in a ripped skin-tight white outfit was the only, and I mean the only, redeeming thing about Star Wars Ep II.

Posted by: David Hines (hradzka)
Posted at: November 9th, 2004 06:47 pm (UTC)
koryhug

The footage exists, doesn't it? You could just go get it.

...that's IT! A daring raid on Mike Nichols's office!

Hmmm. What would Lupin III do? (Aside from, y'know, Fujiko.)

Posted by: the Jack (buggery)
Posted at: November 9th, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
jack me

David, you're the only man I know who can make standing up for the right of heterosexual males to see nubile starlets naked seem... sexy.

Seriously. And I'm not even into straight guys.

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