David Hines (hradzka) wrote,
David Hines
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what makes America great

OK, so it's not as impressive as that 100-pound coed who ate an 11-pound burger in one sitting (six pounds of meat, five of bun and fixings), but the other day I ate a Hardee's Monster Thickburger combo. The combo comes with small fries and a small soda, because *that's all you'll have room for.*

I finished it, but I didn't need food for the rest of the day.
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