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August 23rd, 2005 (09:02 pm)

Poll #557866 What should David write?

David's pondering, or writing, a number of fanfics. Which one should he get off his ass and produce?

That long-unfinished story about Jim Gordon and young Babs.
2(5.6%)
Jim Gordon trying to be a better friend to Batman. Or Bruce Wayne. Or both.
10(27.8%)
Captain Marvel suffers a mid-life crisis. In two parts! Or more likely one part, with an afterword.
5(13.9%)
Red Tornado I versus Ra's Al Ghul. Yes, really.
2(5.6%)
...did you ever think Billy Batson thinks it'd be cool to be Robin?
3(8.3%)
A She-Hulk fanfic. About what? I HAVE NO IDEA.
1(2.8%)
Caperfic: Jim Gordon on a cruise ship. With Leslie Thompkins. And Double Dare.
3(8.3%)
The Last Superman Story.
1(2.8%)
The team-up of young Alfred Pennyworth and Jim Gordon, serving their countries and kicking ass.
8(22.2%)
Something else (leave suggestion in the comments).
1(2.8%)


Edit: I'm declaring voting finished. The winner's in, and it's all Jim, all the time. First place is Jim trying to be a better friend to Bats and/or Bruce; second is Jim and Alfred, young and kicking ass; and a number of comments boiled down to "pretty much anything with Jim, really." Third place is Captain Marvel's mid-life crisis, followed by a tie between Jim Gordon caperfic and the Captain Marvel-Batman story. Everything else got one or two votes.

I'm on it, folks.

Comments

Posted by: Betty (brown_betty)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 01:08 am (UTC)

It rends my very soul that I can only vote once.

Posted by: tried to eat the safe banana (thefourthvine)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
Batvine

Yes. Precisely. This poll has destroyed the lynchpin of my entire ethical system.

Because, see, I have long been a ticky-box detractor (oh, I used them, but I didn't love them), but now I am ready to jump on the tickywagon. And it is all your fault. (Yes, the lynchpin of my ethical system is in fact LJ poll related. They aren't very extensive ethics; works better that way, I've found.)

And, see, now I've descended to ticky-box campaigning: Vote ticky boxes for a better tomorrow! Prevent cruelty to poll takers - code a ticky box today!

Oh, the shame.

Posted by: Betty (brown_betty)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)

If l see littera_abactor voting, I will know what to think.

Posted by: riah_chan (riah_chan)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 01:10 am (UTC)

What Betty said! It is so sorrowful that there is no "All of the above" option.

Posted by: Caius (caiusmajor)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)
Guy LAUGH

Because Ma Hunkel rules. *g* But a secondary vote for Captain Marvel's mid-life crisis, just to see what would *happen*.

Posted by: captain heteroknowledgeable (notpoetry)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)

Basically you should take my answer to mean, "Anything with Jim Gordon, for the love of all that is holy."

Posted by: Mara (marag)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
Catwoman

I second the motion.

Posted by: Petra (petronelle)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)

Thirded.

Posted by: 'rith (kerithwyn)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 02:52 am (UTC)
JimGordon

In conclusion: Jim.

Posted by: This dude my Kevin Costner he gonna beat u off (vange)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
Hugs are required.

OMG, Billy as a Robin. This would be pre-crisis right? And shiny little blond Jay will hug him and tell him that Robin is MAGIC and then they'd go fight crime and bake cookies and stuff.

It rends my heart I can't also vote for the Alfred and Jim team up, because that would rock indeed.

Posted by: mendori (mendori)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 09:18 am (UTC)

It rends my heart I can't also vote for the Alfred and Jim team up, because that would rock indeed.

Just because I want to see this, this was my vote. Of course, my secondary vote you probably very well know, since my taists in fan fic are predictable to say the least.

Posted by: Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*. (thete1)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Jim = PORN.

Oh God. David. ALL OF THESE, DAMMIT. But especially Alfred and Jim, because we've talked about it, and it would be the coolest thing ever and YOU KNOW IT.

But, you know, only if you DON'T put that Cass/Tim, Cass/Bruce into story-form, you terrible tease.

Posted by: paula (paulasj)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)

BM/WW!!! Please. ;-)

Posted by: calliopes_pen (calliopes_pen)
Posted at: August 24th, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
capedcrusader92 Alfred's diary

I voted for "Jim Gordon trying to be a better friend to Batman." If it were possible to vote for more than one, I would have also picked Alfred and Gordon teaming up.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 25th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)

Holy god, David Hines. I never expected to find you active online again. I found you in Scans Daily.

I LOVED your Buffy and Angel reviews. Have you archived them anywhere? I'd love to read 'em again.

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